Smart Plus Stupid Equals Smoopid

A cow

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Sometimes I think I’m quite smart, and sometimes I think I’m quite stupid. On average I suppose I think I’m smoopid, where I spell it that way for the following reasons:

  1. To make sure it gets pronounced to rhyme with stupid and not cup lid;
  2. Because it contains the word moo, which makes me think of cows;
  3. Because cows are kind of amusing, and that makes the word kind of amusing;
  4. Because cows are also kind of stupid, and as regards my own smoopidity, it’s really not the smart part that appears to dominate, which could be misleadingly suggested if the word were smarpid.

 

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