“Ain’t nuthin’ cleaner than a dog’s tongue”, as the saying goes…except maybe it’s butt.
Hey, don’t get me wrong here. I think dogs are great. When I was in high school we had a dog and she was like another sister to me. But I wouldn’t let my human sister lick my face either, and she uses toilet paper! To my view it’s a bad idea to let your dog lick your face. Here’s a link to nice video essay from Business Insider on why we really don’t want to let dogs lick our faces: